Sam Sparro Sledges Madonna

We’ve barely heard a whisper about Aussie ex-pat Sam Sparro. But the British-based singer has already become so big for his boots that he’s taking potshots at Madonna!

Apparently Sam was a little miffed his single “Black & Gold” was beaten to the number one spot on the British charts by “4 Minutes.”

He gave the Queen of Pop a royal sledging in a chat with Attitude magazine.

“You’re not young and sexy any more,” he ranted, adding that Madonna “thoughtful and mature for a while and now she’s chucked it away in a desperate attempt at being hot again. It’s a bit vile.”

But he didn’t stop there, adding “I definitely think she’s had some work done – like a recent facelift.”

Ouch! Talk about a case of sour grapes! If Sam ever hopes to make an impression on the charts, he might need to learn to pull his head in. No one likes a sore loser!

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Kasey and Shane Announce Local Tour

Husband and wife duo Shane Nicholson and Kasey Chambers have a red hot hit on their hands with the album Rattlin’ Bones. Now they’re taking it on the road with some very special theatre shows.

The concerts will include songs from their album, as well as hits from Kasey’s impressive back catalogue. Fans are in for a real treat with a special acoustic bracket planned for these intimate shows.

Tickets go on sale on June 10 from the usual outlets. Here are the dates!

13 August 2008 – Thebarton Theatre, Adelaide
14 August 2008 – Hamer Hall, Melbourne
15 August 2008 – Royal Theatre, Canberra
16 August 2008 – State Theatre, Sydney
17 August 2008 – Concert Hall @ QPAC, Brisbane

Image source: Mandy Hall @ Wikimedia Commons

Gabriella Cilmi Still Tops

Go go Gabriella Cilmi! The teen sensation is still sitting pretty at the top of the ARIA singles charts with her smash hit “Sweet About Me.”

The only other Aussie to appear in the top ten singles charts is former teen queen Vanessa Amorosi. Her comeback single “Perfect” is back in at number seven this week.

The girls have also made inroads in the albums charts. Gabriella Cilmi’s Lessons to be Learned is holding steady at number two, while Vanessa Amorosi’s newie Somewhere in the Real World debuted at number four.

Sandwiched between these lovely ladies we’ve got Pete Murray’s Summer at Eureka. Usher’s new release Here I Stand pushed him from the top spot, but you can’t complain about being number three.

Apocalypso by The Presets rounds out a solid block of Aussie talent. Seven weeks after its release this massive album is at number five.

Sydney hip hop outfit The Herd has made an impressive debut. Their latest album Summerland is sitting at number seven.

Damien Leith is still hanging in the top ten with his nostalgic covers release Catch the Wind: Songs of a Generation.

Here’s what else is happening in the top 10.

Australian Top 10 Singles

  1. “Sweet About Me” – Gabriella Cilmi
  2. “4 Minutes” – Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake
  3. “No Air” – Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown
  4. “American Boy” – Estelle feat. Kanye West
  5. “Low” – Flo Rida feat. T-Pain
  6. “Take a Bow” – Rihanna
  7. “Perfect” – Vanessa Amorosi
  8. “Dream Catch Me” – Newton Faulker
  9. “Better in Time” – Leona Lewis
  10. “Love Song” – Sara Bareilles

Australian Top 10 Albums

  1. Here I Stand – Usher
  2. Lessons to be Learned – Gabriella Cilmi
  3. Summer at Eureka – Pete Murray
  4. Somewhere in the Real World – Vanessa Amorosi
  5. Apocalypso – The Presets
  6. Waltzing Matilda – Andre Rieu and Mirusia
  7. Summerland – The Herd
  8. Spirit – Leona Lewis
  9. Hard Candy – Madonna
  10. Catch the Wind: Songs of a Generation – Damien Leith

Michael Bublé @ Sydney Entertainment Centre – 31 May 2008

Last night Michael Bublé performed in Sydney as part of his Call Me Irresponsible tour. I never imagined how appropriate that name would be. But before I get into that nasty business, it’d be remiss of me not to talk about Michael’s brilliant support act, Naturally 7. I’d never heard of this seven-piece vocal act from New York, but they made such a massive impression on us all.

There were the angelic harmonies we’re accustomed to from bands of this ilk, but what set them apart was what they termed “vocal play.” Rather than simply using their voices to sing, the members of the band also mimicked instruments. Think beatboxing taken to a whole new level. They mimed along to the drums, violins, electric and bass guitars, and brass section they created, and it was utterly mesmerising.

Naturally 7 performed a set rich with originals and some brilliant songs inspired by “Broken Wings” and “In the Air Tonight.” I have never seen a support act get a standing ovation before, but theirs was well deserved.

Then we had Michael Bublé. Let me start by telling you that I love Michael Bublé. I’ve seen him perform on every Australian tour he’s embarked upon. I’ve bought every album. And I’m not a wowser by any means. But when he stumbled onto the stage at the Sydney Entertainment Centre blind drunk, I lost a lot of respect for him.

The show started with his cover of Leonard Cohen’s “I’m Your Man,” yet we could barely listen to the song because we were gossiping about his condition. He was unsteady on his feet, slurring his words, and looking the worse for wear with his unshaven face and bleary eyes.

The next song, “It Had Better Be Tonight,” was if anything, worse. In his drunken state, he simply couldn’t match the energy of the album version. It required him to move around the stage, which only highlighted just how hammered he was.

He owned up after that song, confirming what most of us already knew. But rather than seem sheepish and apologetic, he appeared boastful. He sang a little of Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” and joked around, but it seemed most of us weren’t laughing.

The first half of the show was terrible. He slurred. He fell off notes and couldn’t sustain others. He encouraged us to sing the lyrics, an act that seemed more about filling in for him than encouraging participation. He staggered and stumbled. He made smutty tasteless jokes, a far cry from the clever sexy banter I’ve seen at previous shows. He butchered song after song after song. Had I not been with my family, I would have left.

To be fair, he managed to pull it together in the second half. His simple performance of “Always on My Mind” was a turning point. From there things seemed to go relatively smoothly. He began to sing well again and win us over. The Sydney images on the big screens during “Home” didn’t hurt either.

By the end of the night, we were all on our feet dancing to upbeat covers of “Save the Last Dance for Me,” “How Sweet It Is,” and “Crazy Little Thing Called Love.” We were then all touched by his parting gift, a raw and emotional performance of Donnie Hathaway’s “Song for You.”

Yet despite all his best measures at the end, I still left the venue with a bad taste in my mouth. As I say, I love a drink as much as the next guy. But if you’re drinking to levels that affect how you do your job, then there’s a problem. To get up on stage in such an obnoxiously inebriated state that your performance suffers is simply disrespectful to your fans. Calling Michael Bublé irresponsible after last night’s efforts is an understatement.

The opinions expressed in this article are of Lauren Katulka and based on her experiences alone.